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ReplyFeared Woman
from admin on 07/01/2017 03:41 AMA couple were always screaming and yelling at each other every night.
His wife would shout, ”When I die, I will dig my way up, out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!”. We the neighbours feared this woman and she liked the fact that she was feared. She later died of hypertension at the age of 54.
After the burial, my neighbour went straight to the palm wine joint close to our compound and started to party, as if there was no tomorrow.
We his neighbours, afraid for him, asked, ”Are you not afraid that she may indeed be able to dig her way up and out of the grave and come back to haunt you for the rest of your life?”
The man put his drink down and said, ”Let her dig. I had her buried upside down.”
Country next to USA
from admin on 06/30/2017 08:12 PMTravel round the world with low cost, click below link to access.
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Akpos was doing his geography assignment with his dad…
DAD: Akpos, which country is near to U.S.A?
Akpos: I don’t know dad.
FATHER: I will beat you today if you don’t answer my question, because during my own time in school, I knew everything and I answer any questions my dad throw at me correctly. Now again, which country is near to U.S.A?
Akpos: (Trembling with fear) U.S.B
FATHER: (Excitedly) You are lucky you got it right!
Do you have a private part?
from admin on 06/30/2017 04:18 PMA woman hears someone knock at the door. She opens to see and a man asks, “Do you have a private part??” She slams the door in disgust.
The next day she hears a knock, opens up and it’s the same man. He asks the same question the woman slams the door again.
Her husband gets home she tells him what happened for the last two days. The husband says to her, “Honey I’m taking tomorrow off to be home just in case he shows up again.”
The next morning they hear a knock at the door and the husband says, “I’m going to hide behind the door and listen. If it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to see where he is going with this.”
The man asks the same question, “Do you have a private part?” “Yes!” replies the woman.
The man replies, “Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife’s own alone and start using yours?”.
Girl’s Facebook Status Updates
from admin on 06/29/2017 10:54 PMA GIRL’S FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES
“Wow! I just found the love of my life… Nothing will ever stop me from loving my man?.”
14 DAYS LATER
“Never make sum1 a priority when you’re just an option to them!”
2 DAYS LATER
“I HATE love so much!”
3 DAYS LATER.
“I’m happy to remain single and I will never fall in love again.”
5 DAYS LATER
“I’m looking for a man to love and treat me right.”
15 DAYS LATER
“When you deeply fall in love with a right person, you realise why it didn’t work with anybody else but him. I love my guy so much…. mmmuaaah.”
8 DAYS LATER
“Smh!! All men are the same!!!”
Polluting the air
from admin on 06/29/2017 09:55 PMAkpos farts (pollutes the air) in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out.
He goes and sits outside the class. The principal walks by and sees him sitting outside laughing. He asks, “Akpos, what are you doing outside sitting here laughing?”
Akpos replies, “I farted in class and the teacher threw me out.” The Principal asks, “Well then, why are you laughing?” Akpos replies, “Because they are in class taking in the smell while I’m here enjoying the fresh air.”
Akpos Joke: Hysterical
from admin on 06/29/2017 09:51 PMAkpos brings his best buddy home for dinner… unannounced at 7.30 pm after work.
His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.
Wife: The dishes are not done, the house is a mess, there is no grocery and I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight! Why did you bring him home?
Akpos: Because he’s thinking of getting married and I promised him a demo
Chicken and Goat
from admin on 06/29/2017 09:44 PMA chicken and a goat decided to take a walk. As they were walking, a car drove past them with speed and splashed some water on them.
The chicken took offence and said, “Look at how they drive, like goats!”
And the goat replied, “No wonder they die like chickens.”
To walk
from admin on 06/29/2017 09:39 PMOut of curiosity, I went to a church to take part in their prayer sessions.
Whilst praying a member touched my shoulder and said: YOU WILL WALK!
I did not understand him because I am not physically challenged. When I got out of the church believe me my motor bike had been stolen.
Horror woman
from admin on 06/29/2017 09:35 PMPatient: Dr please am I ugly?
Doctor :“ you’re not ugly”
Patient : But everybody says I’m ugly !”
Doctor : “Listen , you are not ugly”
Patient :“ I know I’m ugly ” Doctor : “You are a fine, strong looking man ”
Patient : “ I’m a woman ”
Doctor : Eiiiii!!, sorry madam.