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Akpos Lectures at University
from admin on 06/29/2017 08:16 AMAkpos the lecturer in Gwagalada, University of Abuja decided to give his students a test.
He asked them to write the answers as he read out the questions.
Instructions says: Canceling answers not allowed)
Akpors the Lecturer: Question 1: What’s your favorite food? [10 mrks]
Female students were writing, Pizza, fried rice, Hamburger, ice cream, sharwama and all sorts of Chinese cuisine…..
Lecturer Akpors: Question 2: How do you prepare the food? [50 marks]
Huh!! immediately, the female students started cancelling and changing the foods to, beans, cocoyam, & abacha, bolee and porridge yam, indomine, white rice with no soup!!!
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ReplyThe Akpos of Before
from admin on 06/29/2017 08:09 AMAkpos was being chased by two men for one of his numerous crimes. Akpors ran into d forest and d men followed him. Akpos got into the forest and climbed a tree. The two men got to the tree where Akpors was and did not know where he run to. Angrily, one of the men, Eazy retorted
“This boy has escaped again”. His colleague replied: “I know Akpos, if I call his name thrice, he’ll answer!
Akpos laughed from d tree and said to d men: “If you like call my name from now till next year I no go answer u, U think say na Akpos of before?”
Akpos cries out to God
from admin on 06/29/2017 07:58 AM
AKPOS prayed so hard and one day God finally talked to Him.
GOD: My Son, what do you really want?
AKPOS: I want a job, a big car and lots of girls to be all around me..
GOD: Is that all?
AKPOS: Yes…
GOD: Your prayer has been answered.
AKPOS: Thank you God.
*** AKPOS is now A BUS DRIVER in a FEMALE SCHOOL.***
Akpos and Professor
from admin on 06/29/2017 07:49 AMA Prof and Akpos was seating next to each other in a long flight.
Prof said to Akpos: lets play a game, I will ask you a question and if you didn’t get the answer, you will pay me $50, and if u ask me a question and I don’t get the answer, I will pay you $5000.
The Prof started: What is the distance from the earth to the moon?
Akpos doesn’t say a word, he reaches his pocket and pulls out a $50 and gives it to him.
Now it’s Akpos turn to ask, He said: What goes up the hill with 3 legs and comes down with 5 legs?
The Prof thought for a long time,searches the net, and asked all his smart friends but couldn’t get the answer.
He reached his pocket, pulled out a $5000 and gave it to Akpos.
The Prof got mad and asked Akpos: Well, what the hell goes up the hill with 3 legs and comes down with 5 legs?.
Akpos just dipped his hand into his pocket and gave Prof $50 and said: I don’t know also.
Akpos and Professor
from admin on 06/29/2017 07:49 AMA Prof and Akpos was seating next to each other in a long flight.
Prof said to Akpos: lets play a game, I will ask you a question and if you didn’t get the answer, you will pay me $50, and if u ask me a question and I don’t get the answer, I will pay you $5000.
The Prof started: What is the distance from the earth to the moon?
Akpos doesn’t say a word, he reaches his pocket and pulls out a $50 and gives it to him.
Now it’s Akpos turn to ask, He said: What goes up the hill with 3 legs and comes down with 5 legs?
The Prof thought for a long time,searches the net, and asked all his smart friends but couldn’t get the answer.
He reached his pocket, pulled out a $5000 and gave it to Akpos.
The Prof got mad and asked Akpos: Well, what the hell goes up the hill with 3 legs and comes down with 5 legs?.
Akpos just dipped his hand into his pocket and gave Prof $50 and said: I don’t know also.
‘High School’
from admin on 06/29/2017 07:39 AMTwo mentally disturbed men Akpos and Eazy decided they must go to school. They collected old books and went to sit under the tree pretending it was a school.
The following day, Akpos got there early and climbed the tree. As the other came and saw his friend on top of the tree he asked “What are you doing up there?”
Akpos replied; “I am now in high school..”
Driver’s licence
from admin on 06/29/2017 07:33 AMAkpos, a policeman, stopped a motorist and his friend on the road and after checking his car papers and driver’s licence which were intact, the following conversation ensued:
POLICEMAN AKPOS: If you start feeling sick on the steering, who would drive this car home?
MOTORIST: I don’t intend to fall sick officer, but thank God I have my friend here. if I fall sick, he will drive me home.
POLICEMAN AKPOS: (turns to his friend) Where is your driver’s license?
FRIEND: I don’t have one.
POLICEMAN AKPOS: You are under arrest for intent to drive without a licence!
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iPhone 6 or iPhone 7
from admin on 06/29/2017 07:27 AM
A Whatsapp conversation between Akpos and a girl named Tina…
Akpos: I Love You
Tina: Lol
Akpos: I need you in my life
Tina: Lol
Akpos: You are my everything
Tina: Lol
Akpos: iPhone 6 Or iPhone 7
Tina: iPhone 7
Akpos: Loooool
Tina: Do you want to buy it for me
Akpos: Loooooooooool
Tina: Talk to me na
Akpos: Loooooool
To walk
from admin on 06/29/2017 07:21 AMOut of curiosity, I went to a church to take part in their prayer sessions. While praying a member touched my shoulder and said: YOU WILL WALK! I did not understand him because I am not physically challenged. When I got out of the church believe me my motor bike had been stolen.