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ReplyIdiot!
from admin on 06/28/2017 11:18 PMThe following conversation ensued between Akpos and his son
Son: Daddy who is an idiot?
Akpos: an idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a way that another person who is listening can’t understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No!
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Without Gift
from admin on 06/28/2017 11:09 PMAkpos was invited to a wedding.
When he reached the hotel, he found two doors written on them:
1. Bride’s relatives
2. Groom’s relatives
He entered the groom’s door and found two doors again.
1. Ladies
2. Men
He entered the men’s door and found two doors again.
1. People with gifts
2. People without gifts
Akpos entered the second door (people without gifts) and He found himself outside the hotel.
Proof of debt
from admin on 06/28/2017 09:56 PMAkpos went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbour owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?”
“Do you have any proof he owes you the money?” asked the lawyer.
“Nope,” replied Akpos
“OK, then write him a letter asking him for the $1,000 he owed you,” said the lawyer.
“But it’s only $500 he owed me,” replied Akpo.
“Precisely. That’s what he will reply and then you’ll have your Proof!”, said the lawyer.
Change of heart
from admin on 06/28/2017 09:34 PMAkpos is angry because he has it in his head that someone stole his wallet.
He walks into a church to steal someone else’s wallet, but he has a change of heart during the service.
He confesses to the priest afterwards about what his intentions had initially been.
The priest asks, “What made you change your mind?”
Akpos says, “In your sermon on the Ten Commandments when you got to ‘Thou shall not commit adultery (sex),’ I remembered where I left my wallet!”
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